Editorial wellness · Since 2025

Wellness tested from a Paris apartment

Honest fasting protocols. Glass skin experiments. Lymphatic drainage diaries. The boring, compound things that work.

I write about what I actually do, not what I post. From a 35m² Paris apartment, I test every wellness trend, longevity protocol, and K-beauty routine — then I tell you which ones are worth your time and money.

From the Diary

Recent essays

Honest, personal, occasionally uncomfortable. Always tested before written.

Ten Days on Water. What I Found on the Other Side.

The longest fast I've done, and the one that taught me the most.

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I Discovered Lymphatic Drainage in a German Clinic

And why finding the right practitioner matters more than you think.

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I Put an Infrared Sauna on My Face

How a German fasting clinic introduced me to red light therapy.

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My Cat Woke Me at 2am. My Oura Ring Showed Me Why.

Some things technology confirms. Some things only animals feel.

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Directories I've built

The editor's directories

When I couldn't find what I was looking for, I built it. Two editorial-grade wellness directories.

Lymphatic Drainage

LymphaticDrainageFinder

The global directory of verified lymphatic drainage practitioners. Real photos, real ratings, real addresses. From New York to Tokyo.

1,496Practitioners
77Cities
45Countries
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Reformer Pilates

ReformerFinder

The global directory of reformer pilates studios. Verified from Google Maps, with real ratings and real addresses. Worldwide.

1,053Studios
72Cities
45Countries
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Free guides

Print-ready cheat sheets

Editorial guides I've written from my Paris apartment. All free. All tested.

7-Day Protocol

The Lymphatic Drainage 7-Day Reset

A day-by-day protocol to reset your lymphatic system in one week.

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K-Beauty Cheat Sheet

The Korean 12-Step Skincare Cheat Sheet

The full Korean skincare routine. Print it, stick it on your bathroom mirror.

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Gua Sha Map

The Face Gua Sha Anatomy Map

Where to press, which direction, for how long. Daily routine.

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12-Minute Morning

The Paris Apartment Morning Routine

The exact 12-minute ritual I do before checking my phone.

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Fasting Tracker

The Water Fasting Tracker

A day-by-day protocol for your first water fast. Print it, track it.

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More on Medium

Full essays on Medium

Fasting diaries, infrared sauna experiments, lymphatic drainage honest reviews.

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The Editor

Written from a 35m² Paris apartment

I'm not a doctor, not a dermatologist, not a biohacker bro. I'm a writer who got obsessed with wellness during lockdown and started testing everything, honestly, from a small apartment in Paris.

When I couldn't find a real directory of lymphatic drainage practitioners that didn't feel like a scam, I built one. When reformer pilates studios were scattered across Google Maps with no way to compare them, I built another.

Now I write, I test, I edit. Everything here is tested before it's written. Every directory is built by hand. Every essay is the honest version, not the Instagram version.